An irritating phone call…
Friend: Did you know that The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe is the Easter story and…
Me: *Interrupting* And Aslan is Jesus blah blah blah…yeah, we’ve been through this.
Friend: Oh. When?
Me: Like a month ago. I had to explain it to you, remember?
Friend: Oooooohhhhh! It was YOU that explained it to me?!
Me: Yes.
Friend: I never notice before but now it’s SO obvious. ‘Cause Aslan is like Jesus and he has to sacrifi…
Me: *Interrupting* I’m hanging up now.
